Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Top 7 Groups of MMIX (Day 2)

OK, so maybe I won't need a detailed description of why I thought these Negroes were the bee's knee caps. I shouldn't have to expound on my decisions for my elite list of conglomerate he-men.

Don't question my authority.


Dopness Credentials:


Dopeness Credential (s):


Dopeness Credentials:

Do The Dog - Stupid Fresh [previously posted] <----Sadly, this was released after their break up :[


Dopeness Credentials:


Dopeness Credentials:

Eyes On Fire (Zeds Dead Remix) - Blue Foundation [previously posted... but GODZAMN WHAT A TUNE!]


Dopeness Credentials:


As Many Dopeness Credentials As One Can Fit On One Page (of blogger):

Oh, not to mention the countless Guerilla Farts and Mixes.

The Dadaism embedded in your tracks and your art is grotesque and vile, and your videos are as twisted as any Tarantino film.

Personally, I friggin' love you. Dada, you will forever remain a Bassturd favourite.

Monday, December 28, 2009

Top 7 Artists of MMIX

And so as this binding, semi-depressing, writhing, sanguine year comes to its cessation, the Electrc industry continues to volley the simple existence of mainstream and its evils. Producer after artist after DJ rise above the economical state of depression and bring the people what they so desperately need - more harmonious bullshit that'll probably leave us all deaf in 30 years time. Today I'll do you the lawful favor of recapping the year with the top artists and their stupidly fresh sounds (warning: this is a huge ass post. Apologies for the detailed descriptions are thrown in advance).


I'll start the list off with an artist you all should be well accustomed with (if you're not, just go and off yourself). Yes, I understand that his incredibly dope basslines might fool you, but he's a cutie on the inside. Sound Pellegrino really outdid themselves by signing this underrated force. I mean who else could take vocal after sample and murk them with the type of kickdrum to make the least of dancers rise and dry-hump the following whore on the dance floor? Well, obviously a couple of other artists cause he only made it to #7 on my prestigious list.

Proofs of Absolute Freshness:


I mean besides the fact that he practically - and solely (yeah fuck Rusko) - brought the Dubstep world to it's eminently broadcasted life, he might just be responsible for Bassturd's infatuation with the slow paced buildups and numbing basslines that force the twitch out of every corner of one's domepiece and collective body. Sadly, he hasn't stepped out of his Dub-influenced zone - keeping him a little lower on the list than expected. All in all he is that acclaimed nig.

Proofs of Absolute Freshness:

I Remember (Caspa Remix) - Deadmau5 & Kaskade [quite possibly the best remix of the year]

Right Hand Hi (Caspa Remix) - Kid Sister [previously posted]

Hard (Caspa & The Others 'The Dub Police Takeover Remix) - Breakage ft. Newham Generals & David Rodigan


I'm gonna safely conclude that the genesis and soul of the dopeness in his all of his tracks is elicited by the warped and folded claps he uses in his remixes. Like who the hell thinks of that? How does someone figure that a layered clap could add so much impact on a track? Tis genius. HiJack had a hefty ass year, and his peak has yet to be even remotely distinguished. Sadly enough, without the ingenious propositions, he really wouldn't have much to work around. Ah well. He gets me off my ass (no homo) every time his beats drop.

Proofs of Absolute Freshness:


OK, he's not the best looking of males, but did you hear his remix to Tinny's foreign language bomb!? Gewd gawd, help the next person that hears that in a club. He moves from "The Omega Step" to Electro feedbacks that just shatter any industrialized, musical barrier. I mean at the release of Trick O Treat On Electrc Street, I hadn't fully grasped the magnitude of his stuff. Luckily, for you, I did my Australian producer/kingpin/ sex god research, and I became a bigger fan. If only he was halfway attractive :/

Proofs of Absolute Freshness:

Not Alone (Doorly Remix) - Calvin Harris [inducted into Halloween Mixtape:Trick O Treat On Electrc Street]

London Town (Doorly's Cockney Wideboy Remix) - Man Like Me [previously posted]

Zingolo (Doorly Remix) - Tinny [wtf did she say?]


I will never understand how such acumen can be introduced to such primitive styles of music and bass. The he-man has collabed Tribal, Electro, House, Fidget, Bassline authorities into his tracks like a Mexican Crock Pot. He throws down some of the biggest kick drops ever blessed to the human ear, and he still has time to do tours and work with the greatest artists that the mainstream flow has to offer (i.e. David Guetta, Pitbull, etc.). Damn, but you all know how I "love" the mainstream. This is why you are but numba tree, Afrojack. It's fine, did I mention he's Dutch?

Proofs of Absolute Freshness:

Cool (Afrojack Remix) - Spencer & Hill [previously posted]

Better Run (Afrojack Remix) - Tocadisco & Nadia Ali

Toyfriend (ft Wynter Gordon) - David Guetta & Afrojack

Let's Make Nasty (Afrojack Remix) - Larry Tee Feat. Roxy Cottontail

Daft Sound (Original Bootleg) - Afrojack ["I just wanna sound like Daft Punk"]

#2 L-VIS 1990

Need I mention how nicely 2009 has treated this young melodious brute? I mean, yes, I've dedicated many a post to the accession of his extant fame, and I still haven't embodied just how dope this fool is. The British 19-year old Behemoth stormed the greatest labels the UK has to offer (specifically Mad Decent & Sound Pellegrino) with no hesitation or delay - except for the kinds he uses in his tracks lololololol. He's passionately produced EP's and countless re-edits just dedicated to make you and your neighbors move. One can't help to bob at his alluring noises, resonances, and vocal quirks. He just might be too massive for his own good.

Proofs of Absolute Freshness:


Doth thou need further explanation?

Numerous Proofs of Absolute, Unquestionable Two-Thousand and Nine Freshness:

Hey! (Original Mix) - Laidback Luke & Diplo

Angels (Diplo Remix) - Dirty Money

Murderer (Diplo & Jayou Remix) - The Partysquad

Keep It Goin' Louder (Diplo Remix) - Major Lazer

Turn That Shit Up (Diplo Remix) - Tom Stephan [GODZAMN WHAT A TUNE!!!!]

Get Up (Diplo Remix) - Bingo Players

Mad Decent Records  <----- his record company.

"But Edward Bassturd, what makes you so certain that your list is based on statistical authenticity and not just absurd opinion? Like who the hell do you think you are making a list?"

Yup, coolstorybro.

p.s. If you've read this far, you are a fan, and I will have your kids. Thank you :D

Friday, December 25, 2009

Humbug Mah Arse.

Bassturd says Happy Christmas ya'll!

Jew, Gentile, Muslim, Atheist, Neo-paganist, Satanist, it doesn't really matter. These elephantine tracks will sure to keep your holiday season on a positive note. Well, so what if the recession (2nd Depression) is fucking us? Everything available on my amiable blog is set at the overwhelming price of $0 (although it is encouraged that one will show support to his/her favourite artist or producer)!!!!!! It's the season of giving, and holly gee shit wit, I'ma give my ass off.

Tis OK, Santa approves:

Better Run (Afrojack Remix) - Tocadisco & Nadia Ali (B) [WHAT A TUNE!]

Miss Pacman (Oliver $ Remix) - RQM

London Town (Foamo Remix) - Man Like Me

Get Up, Yeah! (HiJack Remix) - House of Stank (B)

Blame It On The Girls (Wolfgang Gartner's Dry Dub) - Mika

Fuck & Smile (Original Mix) - Hy2RoGen & Fr3cky [thank you freshbeat!]

Toxic Is Dead (Drop The Lime Remix) - The Toxic Avenger

Russian Roulette (Chew Fu Black Russian Fix) - Rihanna [more Rihanna?]

The Pretender (Zeds Dead Ruckus Remix) - Foo Fighters (B)

Judas (Dem Slackers Remix) - Mom & Dad

Iron Man (Hostage's Iron Curtain Remix) - Gtronic

p.s. I have some ridiculous plans for the next few days (you know with New Years right around the corner), so I've been trying to space out posts... you know, for economical reasons. I can't wait! Don't think I'd forget about you guys are something silly.

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Rub On Deez Dubz

As the Dubstep undertaking pile drives the music industry from every angle of it's formidable ass, artists are forced to constantly exculpate an array of new sounds and measures to the genre in order to keep up with the ridiculous demand. With that being established, frankly, some of the quickly produced (and not looked over) sounds sound like acclaimed shit. It's not like Fidget, where every track produced or remixed is enjoyable at a degree. You really have to be picky and critical when cinching full 320's or you'll fall under the disastrous BH's (Bassline Headaches) that this loving category of music likes to offer.

Or you can just trust my imperial judgment.

Wobble Wobble:

Flashback (L.A. Boxers Remix) - Calvin Harris (B)

Sun To Me (Emalkay Remix) - Faithless

Hypercaine (Nero Dubstep Mix) - DJ Fresh (B)

Black Mags (The Widdler Remix) - The Cool Kids [tis a tad old.. ah well!]

Horse Step (Original Mix) - Doorly (B) [Dub-Electro? thanks nicenoiz!]

Night By Night (Skream Remix) - Chromeo

Wings Of The Morning (DZ Remix) - Capleton ft Method Man

A little less Treble?:

Place For Us (Monsieur Adi Remix) - Reni Lane (B)

Bulletproof (Tepr Remix) - La Roux

Shooting Stars (Cassian Remix) - Bag Raiders (B)

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Dey Stay Slackin'

I mean, OK, I've labeled them on a couple of my posts (and a mixtape) with the expectation that there could be no way in hell they could amount doper than their epically proportional (and previously posted) Fuck House Remix; deservingly enough, I have been poorly mistaken. It appears as though ever since their signing to Lee Mortimer's Wearhouse Label, they've owned an entire line of remixes streamed from the underground club. I not Edward Bassturd will do the lackadaisical honors of introducing them to Bassturd's Wurd.

And I'm supposed to be finishing an English project ^-^

Procrastination's a biatch:

Rockerman (Dem Slackers Remix) - Foamo

San Frandisco (Dem Slackers Remix) - Headshotboyz (B)

Snail Trail (Original Mix) - Dem Slackers (B)

You're the go-getter type, you say? I see:

We Love Animals - Crookers feat. Crookers ft Soulwax & Mixhell

No Security (Hot City Remix) - Crookers feat. Kelis [Jesus, how many remixes are there?]

Thursday, December 10, 2009

That Drum's Still Beating

I have been a major fan of the pixelated artist ever since hearing the formidable "Baltic Pine" EP, but I never thought his dexterity would reach such nonsensical heights. Boy 8-Bit (of Mad Decent) reinspires a seemingly supernatural track with enticing, mesmerizing vocals and lyrics along with probably one of the sickest, simplest bassline/bassdrops I've ever had the honor of hearing.

Mr. 8-Bit, if there was any doubt of your skill before, it has been shot down like the self-esteem of a rat's asshole upon trap penetration. Have no fear, you are the omega shit.

Such an almighty sound:

Drumming Song (Boy 8-Bit Remix) - Florence & The Machine (B)

So you're more a 64-Bit person? It's fine I gotchu:

Never Too Late (Don Diablo's Sellout Sessions Dub) - Don Diablo

Businessman (DZ Remix) - Crookers feat. Wiley & Thomas Jules

BarStar Shuffle (Kyle Watson's Crunk That Remix) - Titus 1 Ft MC Freeflow

Only a Fool (AC Slater Vocal Remix) - Adam Freeland (B)

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Isn't That Powerful?

Trust me, this track has deserved a proper remix (retouch, re-edit, re-interpretation...SOMETHING AND EVERYTHING) since the dawn of its 1989 12''-White Label-debut into the pre-mature house scene. With the exception that most of us have lived through a majority of two decades of fail (and I mean faaaaaaiiiiiiiiilllllllure) with regards to a "proper" remix, I'll present you one that is - without lack of a better term - Godly.

Ah. am. excited.:
House Of God (Electric Soulside Remix) - D.H.S. (B)

Maybe you're just too good for his grace:

Supply & Demand (D.I.M. Remix) - Fischerspooner

Get Away (Evo Remix) - DJ Generous (B)

Apocalypse Theme (12th Planet & Flinch Remix) - Dave Nada

Heh, you think I'm musically bias and will only post Electrcl prowess? Why, how judgmental of you!:

Games You Can Win - RJD2 feat. Kenna [Thank you BlindI!]

Song For No One - Miike Snow (B) [I LOVE THIS DAMN SONG.]

$50 or more.

Monday, December 7, 2009

The King and Me

Along with the EP's and remixes I plan to release within the month - given that the permitting time off for Christmas break... really allows some time off - I'll squeeze and jam some more tracks into the everyday, unculturized youth that plagues my neighboring town, state, and hopefully country.

I'm gonna introduce you to a buddy of mine, L-Vis 1990 (real name: James Connoly <-- who cares?). He's a doper kinda guy, dropping cut-throat beat after, on top, in, and out of beat.

Welcome L-Vis to Bassturd's Wurd. I'm sure the additional fame will boost your producing qualities three fold!

Y, thaynk ya very muhch:

IC19 (L-Vis 1990 Remix) - Buraka Som Sistema (B)

Hey! (L-Vis 1990 Remix) - Diplo & Laidback Luke (B)

In for the Kill (L-Vis 1990 RIP Hyper Bass Remix) - La Roux [Yes, the style is a little quicker than usual; it's called Hyper Bass]

Maybe you just can't dig it:

Make Some Noise (Nadastrom Rework) - Bart B More vs Dj Kool [thank you el3ctronight!]

Ahhhh Yeaaaaa - DJ Skeet Skeet (B)

Play the Record Again - AC Slater (B)

Outta My Life (Touch Mix) - Deadmau5 & Billy Newton Davis [New Deadmau5!]

hoo ha

Saturday, December 5, 2009

saTURDay (III) - Shoop!

I mean I spent a majority of two weeks working through the ins and outs of stocked Ableton library, cramming midi after midi until my head cried; one can understand why I didn't feel like making a super cool label for my remix.


Yes, I have successfully recorded and completed my first remix, and let me acknowledge the hardship that it was. Oh, so what if I don't own any pricey equipment. I wasn't gonna let that deplete my desire for my own input into the world of remixes and re-edits. Hopefully, I did just that.

*pats self on back*


320 kbps remix of 90's classic = I do big things.

Friday, December 4, 2009


Ish Yo Bierthdai!


I promised a good friend that I'd give him a big shout out (again). If you didn't know - by miraculous event - it's his birthday, and he wants you all to know. Once in a while, you might catch me doing one of these, but I usually have a planned route of exposing the (modern music) with an explicit theme and all; don'tcha worry.

Oh, hey, what do you know! I have one for today too. All Japanese artists. Hai!


Fences (Neo Tokyo Remix) - Phoenix (B)

Forever (Steve Aoki Remix) - Drake feat. Kanye West, Lil' Wayne, & Eminem  (B)

Here Come Da - A1 Bassline

Electro Sixteen (Shinichi Osawa Remix) - Benny Benassi Vs. Iggy Pop [bit of an oldie, but equally amazing!]

In For the Kill (Last Japan Scream Re-edit) - La Roux [...even if he's black]

Since Joseph the Builder might not like any of these, let's go with white people:

Paparazzi (Religion Remix) - Lady Gaga (B)


Tuesday, December 1, 2009

If I Only Had the Time

Oh, how I'd only like some time. I think going to the Wizard would actually fault me; ya see, I've dedicated myself yet again to the wonderful world of high school theatry, and our prized musical for 2010 is indeed the Wizard of Oz.

Don't be fooled by the overshadowing of a hefty schedule, I'll still be keeping the general coolment of the immediate youth in my list of top priorities; but please be mindful of the commiserate fact that I am in high school, I do have a lady, and I am volunteering my time to theatrically indulge myself in the robotic impersonation of the hallowed Tin Man.

*overwhelmed with applause*

Why thank you, thank you, thank you all!


Oh, one more thing:

Raining Blood (FnDannyBoy Remix) - Slayer

Animal (Punks Jump Up Remix) - Miike Snow [<--a little old, but still a remix of one of my favorite EP's of all time!]

London Town (Doorly's Cockney Wideboy Remix) - Man Like Me (B)

3 Words (Steve Angello Bootleg) - Cheryl Cole (B)

No Security (Bart B More Remix) - Crookers feat. Kelis

She Turns Around (Hook N Sling Remix) - David Vendetta

Wait, you don't like anything Electrc? Damn, sucks for you dude. Good thing I'm the shit:

Material Girl - Drake feat. Colin Munroe

Is It Real Love - Ryan Leslie (B) [Thank you BlindI!]

*drops mic*

Sunday, November 29, 2009


I'm pretty sure certain this cyclopean Jamaican commando from the 80's needs absolutely no introduction whatsoever, but since most of you live under calcified stones, I'll grant myself the unadulterated exaltation of giving him - and by "him", I mean accredited producers, Diplo & Switch - a proper inception to the knowhow of the immediate youth ;D

"Guns Don't Kill People, Lazers Do" was released in June of this year and unleashed a wave of sweltering EP's that have been completely glorified by admiring artists. From Skream to R!M!E, from Crookers to Dada Life and right back to Diplo, artists from around the world have gathered to reproduce Major Lazer's (Diplo & Switch's) momentous original tracks with such unprecedented vehemence. I mean if Daft Punk didn't perfectly illustrate the impact of Electrcness in everyday's harmonious goodness, then Major Lazer shot in the in dome pieces of thousands.

If you're not with it by now, just go kill yourself.

I present to you Bassturd's favorite remixes (gathered over the course of the last 6 months):

Pon De Floor (Chewy Chocolate Cookies Remix) - Major Lazer

Pon De Floor (Mick Kastenholt Massive North Mix) - Major Lazer

Pon De Floor (Diplo's Rap Remix) - Major Lazer

Pon De Moobah (Angger Dimas & Afrojack Bootleg) - Major Lazer Vs. Silvio Ecomo

Hold the Line (Skream Remix) - Major Lazer [GOOD GAWD!]

Hold the Line (Edu K Remix) - Major Lazer

Jump Up (Leif Jones Remix) - Major Lazer

Keep It Goin' Louder (Tokima Tokio Remix) - Major Lazer feat. Nina Sky & Ricky Blaze

Couldn't find any remixes to Mary Jane ;[ My deepest apologies:

Mary Jane - Major Lazer

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Blacks Sell a Different Type of Dub

Is it their enticing vocals?
Is it their overpowering rhymes and delivery?
Is it their chocolate glazed, glowing skin tones?
Is it their massive, overgrown......... noses?
Aside the small burlesques, blacks have undoubtedly made their alluring, tremendous, and ingenious contributions to the music world and continue to dominate the charisma that gives them their symphonious prowess.
Today I shine them in a new light - a very Electrc light.

It's definitely the...... noses:

Lapdance (Bingo Players Bootleg) - N.E.R.D.

Pony (Boson Dubstep Remix) - Ginuwine [Thank you nicenoiz.pl!] (B)

What Happened? (Brabe Remix) - Abe Duque

Land of the Lupes - Bassnectar

The Pursuit of Happiness  (Thrills & Tony Rocky Horror Remix) - Kid Cudi feat. MGMT & Ratatat

And then sometimes they can just be so raw:

Up In Here (Mightyfools Remix) - DMX (B)

Rockstar (Disco Villains Remix) - N.E.R.D. [Pharrell Again :]

The Next Episode (Jay Robinson Remix) - Dr. Dre feat. Snoop Dogg [Added 11/24] (B)

Steppin' (Rusko Remix) - Kid Sister feat. Estelle

In Kid Sister's case, it's definitely DAT ASS her adorable dimples :D

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Don't Mean to Overshadow the saTURDay,


I just couldn't wait to share XD I'll go forthright and present a mean LA Riots Re-Dub of a mellow Tiesto melody. *gasp*

Seriously, enjoy yourself:

Escape Me (LA Riots Remix) - Tiesto (B)

Cement (No Device Remix) - Washington  (Thank you Nicenoiz.pl!)

Keep It Goin' Louder (Diplo Remix) - Major Lazer feat. Nina Sky & Ricky Blaze

Youth Blood (Tony Senghore Vocal Remix) - Little Jinder

Sorry if these songs are a little outdated (maybe by within the last week and a half). I know, I'm soooo late, geez.

Saturday, November 21, 2009

It's Still saTURDay, right? (II)

Kids (and Yosef), it's saTURDday again,and you know what that means ;D Beats, treats, and titties galore! As you so very well know, I've put it in my best interest to update you on the best tracks of the week. I've noticed a pattern of pure bangers develop over this past week and a half, and it's progressing ever-so-stupidly/rapidly. Oh, joy! Please, let me point out the Fidget and Dubstep movement as it bombards the underground with bombshell track after track. These tracks are huge club bangers, ready and set to instantly transset emotion to baby-making dances.

Man, did I ever tell you how much I enjoy the occasional banger?

Good, cause these all qualify.

Clean It (Original Mix) - Mightyfools

D-Generation (Waveboy Remix) - Mondotek (Thanks Roberto!)

Let's Make Nasty (Afrojack Remix) - Larry Tee Feat. Roxy Cottontail (B)

Epic Flow (Chris James Remix) - Suriv

Dansa med vapen (Dada Life Remix) - Maskinen (B)

This Is Massive (Cyberpunkers Remix) - Chewy Chocolate Cookies (B)

And in case you just wanna chillllll:

Youth Blood (12th Planet & Flinch) -Little Jinder (B)

Shame On Me (Viking Remix) - Amanda Blank

Seven (Labyrinth Jackal Remix) - Chew Lips (B)

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Raise Jill Hi Hi Hi!

This is a huge melodious treasure supplied by the stunningly attractive, Kid Sister. Oh, so what if it's a month old. If Soulja Boy's career could have lasted longer than that, so can Kid Sister massive beat.

Right Hand Hi - Kid Sister

Did I mention these dudes just happened to hop on her symphonic jock?:

Right Hand Hi (Johnny Roxx Remix) - Kid Sister

Right Hand Hi (Kill the Noise Remix) - Kid Sister (B)

Right Hand Hi (Micro Genius Remix) - Kid Sister

Right Hand Hi (Caspa Remix) - Kid Sister (B)

Right Hand Hi (Kim Fai Remix) - Kid Sister

Shit, I don't blame them.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Is It Valentine's Day Yet?

Yes, I know what you're thinking. On top of the college drama, Pre-Calc homework, and that dire girl of mine, I manage to break through the barriers of the American mainstream and bring you some of the finest tunes this generation of musical endeavors has to offer. And so, with the amatory mood I've been in these last couple days, I figure it's time to spread some more electrc love.

Isn't he lovely?:

Lovefool (Barletta Edit) - The Cardigans

Love Long Distance (Fake Blood Remix) - The Gossip (B)

Love Is the Boss (Benny Bennassi Radio Edit) - Stefano Gamma

And yes, I hate Twilight and its musical inclined inhabitants, but this track is fire
Eyes On Fire (Zeds Dead Remix) - Blue Foundation (B)


Monday, November 16, 2009


I'll start with by asseverating my consummate adulation for ANYTHING Dada. God, they are so dope. They've brought countless styles and original approaches to the proverbial table of all things Electrc and good. They continue to barrage the music industry with beat after beat after fly fucking beat, and I commend the shit outta them for it.

I mean after "The Great Fashionista Swindle", you'd think a group would just sink under they're own track, and produce subsequent tunes that just couldn't possibly be better than the first; but they have done more than that. Between their Guerilla Farts, legion of ridiculous remixes, and voluminous amounts of orgasmic Original Mixes, I'd decree that it's safe to convict Dada Life as being one of the greatest groups to ever hit the synthesizer.

God fucking bless, Dada Life. I present to you their November Mix:

November (Let's Get Bleeped) 2009 Mix - Dada Life

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Drop the Mic (It's SaTURDay)

With the indoctrination of kiddie Baha Men re-edits, I figure it's time for producing on a more serious level.
I present to you the very first, saTURDay (Copyright of Bassturd i.e. if you steal it, I'll kill you.). I plan to save my most aristocratic compositions for the weekend, figuring that most of you are busy throughout the painful week. I know it's hard to keep your cool throughout those merciless 5 days, but I'm here to provide electrical goodness to sustain that craved vibe.

Let me take you to a special place:

Set Me Free (Harvard Bass Remix) - Drop the Lime (B)

Saga - Basement Jaxx feat. Santigold

California (Soundpusher Remix) - Hirshee 

Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (Mustard Pimp Remix) - Will Smith (B)

All Night Long (Mightyfools Remix) - Lionel Richie (B)

Let's Get Bleeped Tonight (Moguai Remix) - Dada Life

Bonus Track
[Remember that kiddie Remix I was talking about before?]

Who Let The Dogs Out (Nicola Fasano & Steve Forest Mix) - The Nycer feat. Otneall Prise

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Got the Suds?

It's OK, I've never heard of them ever..

But nevertheless, they're tracks are nothing to be frakked with! This American Duo throws a nice amalgam of Electro and Breakbeat sessions with a hint of House.

Today, I supply to you probably one of the greatest tracks in their congenial and sonorous volume of purely adroit beats. To save me the time and energy, all of these tracks have been granted the (B) - Bassturd Seal of Approval.

Meeeeeaaaaaaann tunes (seriously, they come with a grunt and all):

Fuck House (Original Mix) - Soda 'N' Suds
Fuck House (Dem Slackers Remix) - Soda 'N' Suds [GOOOOD GAWD WHAT A TUNE!!!]
Fuck House (Kill Frenzy Remix) - Soda 'N' Suds

Dear Soda 'N' Suds,
If by any point by miraculous discovery, you happen to stumble upon this, please ask and I will remove links. Personally, I think the attention would help. Your tracks are ridiculous; the public should be informed.

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Johnny Cash (alive in 2010)

I formally introduce myself to blogger/blogspot.
"Welcome Edward Bassturd!"
Why thank you, gentleman.

It's been a year or two since I've heard a decent Laurent Wolf track.
Too long.
He has recently taken a sample of Johnny Cash's "Walk the Line" and outdid the fuck out of himself. I think there's a video for it out there somewhere?

I present to you:

Walk the Line - Laurent Wolf  (B)

(In case you didn't catch it on tumblr) [Indoctrination to Blogggeeerrrrr ;D)

I’ve come to accredit that Tumblr might not be the place for me to expand my effectuate career. There’s a new project in the making, in terms for Bassturd, and it might not have much to depend on a “reblog/like” bombardment for me to get my shit heard.
With that being said, let us continue on the harmonic journey to rhythmic serenity.
It’s been pretty evident over the last few weeks, more than ever, that Dubstep has thrown it’s LFO influences in pretty much every style of Electro/House. Dub is the future of absolute tuneage, and bigger beats are being supplied daily. The style is a clear sign of the branches of styles of tunes we’ll be hearing in the near future.
And so, to atone for the Tumblr absence, I will not plead for an over excessive amount of reblogs to compensate for the Tumblarity fall. I will not succumb to the whims of the everyday Tumblelog and post grotesque pictures of thyself. I will not falter under the demeaning impressions of the Pedobear. I will not dropthe aphoristic ball.
I will, however, drop these fly beats.
Don’t expect any posts anytime soon. I’m trying to get into college. Talk to you later ;D

(In case you didn't catch it on tumblr)

With the recent indoctrination of a certain one man band (Owl City) into the radio limelight, I’ve further indulged in my reason for hating everything mainstream. I mean fuck, Fireflies isn’t even his best track.
With the the rehearsals and all, I haven’t really had the time to refresh myself on new shit. I mean, for the most part, I’ve spent my time picking and hacking at recent mixes (Bass Weazal, Stupid Fresh, etc.). So as mentioned before, I’m stranded for the weekend; subsequently, I have serious beats for you.
ssssseeeeerrrrrrriiiiiiiioooousssssss [mediafire/zippyshare]:
It’s OK, you can suck my beef later.

(In case you didn't catch it on tumblr)

Honestly, I’ve never been her biggest fan. Truthfully, I find her degrading social doctrines to be abhorrent, obnoxious, and plainly fucking foul. I don’t understand how some incoherent blonde concubine fuck could attract so much international attention. She, like plenty other female “artists”, can attributed for the inference to the reason why the vast population of people don’t take a majority of women seriously.
“Living in sin is the new thing.”
^What kind of moronic, ignorant, obtuse shit is that?! Our idols consist of mindless, talentless dunderfucks like this? Cool, America. Cool.
Thank you for giving this semi-attractive oaf an opportunity past a stripper at the local gentleman’s club. You really make a name for yourself.
As most of you can suspect by this ceaseless rant, I don’t like her.