Trim the Riff

I've been getting that revamped riff feel from some pretty mean tracks lately. As Dada Life digivolves their ripped synthlines into Black vocals, I meander into the cascading line of ludicrously brisk sounds that the artists of today's post have to offer.


Seriously, somebody teach me how to read music and play a Yamaha:

Symphonies (Dada Life Remix) - Dan Black feat. Kid Cudi (B)

No Superstar (Calvertron Remix) - Remady

Skank Out (Super Sanity Remix) - Micky Slim & Stupid Fresh ft. Virus Syndicate [thank you crunkkidz!]

Camera (SebastiAn Remix) - Editors (B)


Double the treat, I got a brand new remix from Peo De Pitte!:

Breathe (Peo De Pitte Remix) - Telepopmusik (B)

Guys and Jill's, my Numark NS7 should be here in a few months. Prepare for the mix galore! Enjoy the zippy hacks 'til then ;]

Originals Go Harder

Can we, being the appreciative society we are, speculate that all sequels are shit compared to the first? I mean, I couldn't name a guy off the top of my head that isn't a fan of a fresh re-work here and there; but on the contrary, who really goes around looking for Original Mixes like that?

You're right me neither. So I've decided to showcase some of my favorite recent originals.

Oh, btw, that's Tony Senghore in the pic above:

If You Came Here (Original Mix) - Tony Senghore (B)

Superman (Original Mix) - Lee Mortimer & Foamo

Bootdance Salmonleg (Original Mix) - Nick Supply

Dance Me (Original Mix) - Riva Starr (B)

Hoo Haa (Original Mix) - Mightyfools


'member 'bout those fresh re-works I was talking about?:

King Of Africa (Last Japan Remix) - Douster (B) [TUNE!]

Foolishly Fresh

Got a Fresh new remix for ya'll and Rockin' beat. Go on and get retawwdid!


Rock your Stupid:

Hit The Club (Stupid Fresh Glitchy Fidget Remix) - Micky Slim

 Babylon - Congorock (B)


It's from last summer, and still just as Stupid:

Spend My Money (Stupid Fresh Remix) - Bass Kleph (B)

KKΚ

No don't worry blacks, you can keep your dignity; this post has no functional racist tone (... ok maybe a tiny bit). I'm proud to introduce most of you to three ponderous jocks: Sticky, Mini, & Royal K! Let's just dive right into it, shall we!?

STICKY K

This California native does a remarkable job drowning his unique, fidgety, fast treaded sounds over every one of his distinctive remixes and edits. I can really dig the solid kick drums and malodorous basslines, along with the fact that every one of his remixes is tweaked and individual to the style . The Mad Decent affiliate might have some seriously tenacious tricks for the upcoming year; let's all wait and see if he sends Bassturd some exclusives ;] Don't forget to check out his new California EP!

sticKy icKy icKy:

El Tigeraso (Sticky K Remix) - Maluca [beautifully paced track!]

Do Your Head In (Sticky K Remix) - Malente & Jay Robinson

Put Your Hands On Me (Sticky K Remix) - Crookers feat. Kardinal Offishall & Carla-Marie

Royal T (Sticky K Remix) - Crookers

MINI K

And for this South African teenager, the bangers will start off with a seemingly innocent bassline and deceiving vocals. Give it a minute or two and.. BOOM! crazy wobble funky minimal goodness for all orgasm over. Did I mention this cutie is just 19?


*Dr. Evil voice* Mini Me K, you complete me:

All The Things You Do (Mini K Remix) - Royal K feat. Miss Can D (B)  [TUNE!!!!!]

Doin It Right (Mini K Remix) - Cold Blank

Nuttahz (Mini K Remix) - Matt B

ROYAL K

And last but CERTAINLY not least, we have Mr. Royal. Being that he's my favorite out of today's three focuses, I'm positive you will all bust balls for his Afro/Stupid/HiJack-like, fidgety nourishment. Sadly, there isn't a huge bio on this handsome feller; the most I can tell ya is that he is also South African and on the same label as Mini.


Chakalaka (Royal K's Circus Bootleg) - Wippenberg

Nuttahz (Royal K's Gets Nutty Remix) - Matt B (B)

Ghosts N Stuff (Royal K's Here Comes Johnny Remix) - Deadmau5 [previously posted.. by far his best track]

Sorry, if some of these track a little outdated (by a few months or so). These three really haven't come out with anything intense for the new year, but you know I'll keep you posted! :]

saTURDay (IV) - ¡Bässturd!

To celebrate a fabulous weekend accompanied by the overly prolonged new re-work of Bassturd's Wurd (LIKE DA NEW BANNER!?), I figured I'd shower you with the finest tunes of the month (outside of the one's I've already posted). Being that this upcoming week won't be an eventful one for this blog, Bassturd has need to put in serious wurk. Yes, these tunes have all undoubtedly received the royal seal of approval - i.e. Every beat below is absolute stupido fuego.


Urbanize yourself:

Pick Up The Phone (Arithmatix! Remix) - Dragonette

Kids (Alison Wonderland Remix) - Sherlock's Daughter [what a dope ass name!]

Ambling Alp (Alan Wilkis Remix) - Yeasayer

Friend of Mine (Filthstift Remix) - Lily Allen

Black Cats (Shazam Remix) - Bertie Blackman

Caesar (Diplo Remix) - I Blame Coco feat. Robyn [love the new 150 bpm'd Dubby]

Jeffer (BeatauCue Vocal Mix) - Boyz Noize


Then get stupid:

The Button (A.D.S.R. Remix) - Thomas Gold

Los Angeles (Lee Mortimer Remix) - Cold Bank

Zipper (LA Riots Remix) - Sound Of Stereo

G Get Up and Dance (Barletta Vegan Mix) - Faber Drive

Nuff Reggae (Original Mix) - Wonk Kitch N Sync

Minds... Off (Dirty Disco Youth Remix) - DDY [leave it the Youth to remix their own damned song]


and the OMEGA track:

Funk Dat 2010 - Oh Snap!! [cheers to some RIDICULOUS lyrics. thank you disturbedbeats!]

Have a great day =]

Silly Heartless

I think quickyshare went down or had a super malfunction?

None of the links are working, and that includes my Sanctuary Remix. Luckily, I'm not too lazy, and I've reuploaded it onto 4shared! ;]

Pity though, quickyshare was pretty decent.


Sanctuary (Bassturd's Heartless Remix) - Utada Hikaru [again!]

Double Dip House

AFROJACK

Got some new Dirty/Dutch House BANGERS within the last week. Hopefully, you will enjoy.


Remember to clean up after yourself:

What? (Kaks Original Bootleg) - Afrojack

Drop Low (Orginal Mix) - Alvaro

Freeriders (Dub Mix) - DJ Chuckie & Afrojack feat. Shermanology (B)

Headbanger (Original Mix) - Oliver Twizt


You know you can't have a subgenre without the proper Fidget:

Baby Girl (Geoff K Remix) - Kitch N Sync feat. Joy (B)

The Cannock Wobble (Robb G Remix) - Will Bailey (B)

Hey laddies and lasses, see those nice 5 stars under this post? You can now rate Bassturd's posts! So I'll correct myself and instruct you properly: comment/favourite/follow/ & RATE ;] It'll only take a click.

A Lil' Crunk in Yo Trunk!

In my distinguished ritual of searching for the ultimate banger over the weekend, it seems as though I stumbled upon some new chums! If you haven't at least been to their site to find the dopest beats of the day, lemme be the first one to properly inform you that:

you're fuckin' up.

These bass-embedded young men go by as the Crunk Kidz, and they've granted me the honor of promoting a few of their extremely commendable remixes on my ostensibly prestigious blog. Frankly, that's exactly what I'ma do.

wobble wobble WOBBLE:

ZZT - Lower State Of Consciousness (Crunk Kidz Remix) by CrunkKidz

Designer Drugs - Riot (Crunk Kidz Remix) by CrunkKidz

NBTD - Purple Cactus (Crunk Kidz Remix) by CrunkKidz

and their newest, finely tuned, dubbed out remix!:

Hoo Haa (Crunk Kidz Remix) - Mightyfools (B) [right click to download]

Welcome to Bassturd's Wurd, Kidz. Hopefully, I helped you guys out a bit :D