The Move Has Been Official

for about a month now?

It's
all
about
the Waste

What a Waste!

Take heed of my new project, you hipsters and swindlers - wasteofbass.net will drop sometime next week (.. or the week after). The blueprint, as of now, entails promoting a line of the fresh reworks and genius that you've all been a witness to here on edwardisnotbassturd, doped-out monthly mixes, an entire configuration of Bassturd originals (along with the indoctrination of a few friends), and of course, the same treatment of Electrc wobble funk goodness that you just can't live without.

Consider this a fair warning.


Until then, enjoy a preview of my latest Wurk:



Wurk! - Bassturd [spoiler?]


The officialness will drop tangentially with the new site in a prolonged EP (evidently named - "A Turd @ Wurk"). Hope to see you soon ;]

p.s. I'm looking for some new talent to re-edit some tracks (and no, you are not getting paid). Consider it a favor to an up-and-coming behemoth. If you're interested e-mail me:

bassturd@inbox.com

Trim the Riff

I've been getting that revamped riff feel from some pretty mean tracks lately. As Dada Life digivolves their ripped synthlines into Black vocals, I meander into the cascading line of ludicrously brisk sounds that the artists of today's post have to offer.


Seriously, somebody teach me how to read music and play a Yamaha:

Symphonies (Dada Life Remix) - Dan Black feat. Kid Cudi (B)

No Superstar (Calvertron Remix) - Remady

Skank Out (Super Sanity Remix) - Micky Slim & Stupid Fresh ft. Virus Syndicate [thank you crunkkidz!]

Camera (SebastiAn Remix) - Editors (B)


Double the treat, I got a brand new remix from Peo De Pitte!:

Breathe (Peo De Pitte Remix) - Telepopmusik (B)

Guys and Jill's, my Numark NS7 should be here in a few months. Prepare for the mix galore! Enjoy the zippy hacks 'til then ;]

Originals Go Harder

Can we, being the appreciative society we are, speculate that all sequels are shit compared to the first? I mean, I couldn't name a guy off the top of my head that isn't a fan of a fresh re-work here and there; but on the contrary, who really goes around looking for Original Mixes like that?

You're right me neither. So I've decided to showcase some of my favorite recent originals.

Oh, btw, that's Tony Senghore in the pic above:

If You Came Here (Original Mix) - Tony Senghore (B)

Superman (Original Mix) - Lee Mortimer & Foamo

Bootdance Salmonleg (Original Mix) - Nick Supply

Dance Me (Original Mix) - Riva Starr (B)

Hoo Haa (Original Mix) - Mightyfools


'member 'bout those fresh re-works I was talking about?:

King Of Africa (Last Japan Remix) - Douster (B) [TUNE!]

Foolishly Fresh

Got a Fresh new remix for ya'll and Rockin' beat. Go on and get retawwdid!


Rock your Stupid:

Hit The Club (Stupid Fresh Glitchy Fidget Remix) - Micky Slim

 Babylon - Congorock (B)


It's from last summer, and still just as Stupid:

Spend My Money (Stupid Fresh Remix) - Bass Kleph (B)

KKΚ

No don't worry blacks, you can keep your dignity; this post has no functional racist tone (... ok maybe a tiny bit). I'm proud to introduce most of you to three ponderous jocks: Sticky, Mini, & Royal K! Let's just dive right into it, shall we!?

STICKY K

This California native does a remarkable job drowning his unique, fidgety, fast treaded sounds over every one of his distinctive remixes and edits. I can really dig the solid kick drums and malodorous basslines, along with the fact that every one of his remixes is tweaked and individual to the style . The Mad Decent affiliate might have some seriously tenacious tricks for the upcoming year; let's all wait and see if he sends Bassturd some exclusives ;] Don't forget to check out his new California EP!

sticKy icKy icKy:

El Tigeraso (Sticky K Remix) - Maluca [beautifully paced track!]

Do Your Head In (Sticky K Remix) - Malente & Jay Robinson

Put Your Hands On Me (Sticky K Remix) - Crookers feat. Kardinal Offishall & Carla-Marie

Royal T (Sticky K Remix) - Crookers

MINI K

And for this South African teenager, the bangers will start off with a seemingly innocent bassline and deceiving vocals. Give it a minute or two and.. BOOM! crazy wobble funky minimal goodness for all orgasm over. Did I mention this cutie is just 19?


*Dr. Evil voice* Mini Me K, you complete me:

All The Things You Do (Mini K Remix) - Royal K feat. Miss Can D (B)  [TUNE!!!!!]

Doin It Right (Mini K Remix) - Cold Blank

Nuttahz (Mini K Remix) - Matt B

ROYAL K

And last but CERTAINLY not least, we have Mr. Royal. Being that he's my favorite out of today's three focuses, I'm positive you will all bust balls for his Afro/Stupid/HiJack-like, fidgety nourishment. Sadly, there isn't a huge bio on this handsome feller; the most I can tell ya is that he is also South African and on the same label as Mini.


Chakalaka (Royal K's Circus Bootleg) - Wippenberg

Nuttahz (Royal K's Gets Nutty Remix) - Matt B (B)

Ghosts N Stuff (Royal K's Here Comes Johnny Remix) - Deadmau5 [previously posted.. by far his best track]

Sorry, if some of these track a little outdated (by a few months or so). These three really haven't come out with anything intense for the new year, but you know I'll keep you posted! :]

saTURDay (IV) - ¡Bässturd!

To celebrate a fabulous weekend accompanied by the overly prolonged new re-work of Bassturd's Wurd (LIKE DA NEW BANNER!?), I figured I'd shower you with the finest tunes of the month (outside of the one's I've already posted). Being that this upcoming week won't be an eventful one for this blog, Bassturd has need to put in serious wurk. Yes, these tunes have all undoubtedly received the royal seal of approval - i.e. Every beat below is absolute stupido fuego.


Urbanize yourself:

Pick Up The Phone (Arithmatix! Remix) - Dragonette

Kids (Alison Wonderland Remix) - Sherlock's Daughter [what a dope ass name!]

Ambling Alp (Alan Wilkis Remix) - Yeasayer

Friend of Mine (Filthstift Remix) - Lily Allen

Black Cats (Shazam Remix) - Bertie Blackman

Caesar (Diplo Remix) - I Blame Coco feat. Robyn [love the new 150 bpm'd Dubby]

Jeffer (BeatauCue Vocal Mix) - Boyz Noize


Then get stupid:

The Button (A.D.S.R. Remix) - Thomas Gold

Los Angeles (Lee Mortimer Remix) - Cold Bank

Zipper (LA Riots Remix) - Sound Of Stereo

G Get Up and Dance (Barletta Vegan Mix) - Faber Drive

Nuff Reggae (Original Mix) - Wonk Kitch N Sync

Minds... Off (Dirty Disco Youth Remix) - DDY [leave it the Youth to remix their own damned song]


and the OMEGA track:

Funk Dat 2010 - Oh Snap!! [cheers to some RIDICULOUS lyrics. thank you disturbedbeats!]

Have a great day =]

Silly Heartless

I think quickyshare went down or had a super malfunction?

None of the links are working, and that includes my Sanctuary Remix. Luckily, I'm not too lazy, and I've reuploaded it onto 4shared! ;]

Pity though, quickyshare was pretty decent.


Sanctuary (Bassturd's Heartless Remix) - Utada Hikaru [again!]

Double Dip House

AFROJACK

Got some new Dirty/Dutch House BANGERS within the last week. Hopefully, you will enjoy.


Remember to clean up after yourself:

What? (Kaks Original Bootleg) - Afrojack

Drop Low (Orginal Mix) - Alvaro

Freeriders (Dub Mix) - DJ Chuckie & Afrojack feat. Shermanology (B)

Headbanger (Original Mix) - Oliver Twizt


You know you can't have a subgenre without the proper Fidget:

Baby Girl (Geoff K Remix) - Kitch N Sync feat. Joy (B)

The Cannock Wobble (Robb G Remix) - Will Bailey (B)

Hey laddies and lasses, see those nice 5 stars under this post? You can now rate Bassturd's posts! So I'll correct myself and instruct you properly: comment/favourite/follow/ & RATE ;] It'll only take a click.

A Lil' Crunk in Yo Trunk!

In my distinguished ritual of searching for the ultimate banger over the weekend, it seems as though I stumbled upon some new chums! If you haven't at least been to their site to find the dopest beats of the day, lemme be the first one to properly inform you that:

you're fuckin' up.

These bass-embedded young men go by as the Crunk Kidz, and they've granted me the honor of promoting a few of their extremely commendable remixes on my ostensibly prestigious blog. Frankly, that's exactly what I'ma do.

wobble wobble WOBBLE:

ZZT - Lower State Of Consciousness (Crunk Kidz Remix) by CrunkKidz

Designer Drugs - Riot (Crunk Kidz Remix) by CrunkKidz

NBTD - Purple Cactus (Crunk Kidz Remix) by CrunkKidz

and their newest, finely tuned, dubbed out remix!:

Hoo Haa (Crunk Kidz Remix) - Mightyfools (B) [right click to download]

Welcome to Bassturd's Wurd, Kidz. Hopefully, I helped you guys out a bit :D

Holla Fo' a Dolla

His tracks emulate the coldest of cool.
His chill basslines and emotionless lyrics are a surefire smash for any club.
This Deutschland native of the dope has been flirted with on a couple of posts. It's time for a proper intro.

Step your game up America, Germany is shitting on you:

You Got It! (Original Mix) - Oliver $ (B)

Gypsy Carnival - Olvier $

Keep It Real (Oliver $ Remix) - HiJack (B) [yeah, this track isn't supposed to come out for another 2 months.. oops]


And just cause I love The Subs, I'll gih ya my personal Mitsubitchi EP:

Mitsubitchi - The Subs (B)

Mitsubitchi (Bobermann Remix) - The Subs (B) [leave it to el3ctronight to get this badboy]

Mitsubitchi (Corpus de Textes Daft Remix) - The Subs

Mitsubitchi (Tea Time Remix) - The Subs

U iz welcuhm ;] Do me the favor and comment in return.

BASSTURD used SPIT UP!

I've been Stockpiling songs for the last 2 weeks (hence the Generation IV Pokemon reference) in pursuit to find specific songs for whatever posts and subsequently keep you all entertained and satisfied..

aaaand it seems that I Stockpiled for a turn too many. My HP is low, and Venusaur just started gathering some sunlight! Lemme blow you away with these diabolical tunes before I get whited out. Oh, and don't just download the tracks that have recieved the eternally-famous Bassturd Seal of Approval (B).. cause then I'd have to scold you.

Nobody wants that:

How Low (DMNDAYS Remix) - Ludacris [thank you crunkkidz! right click to download]

Happy Hands & Happy Feet (Slavisha Zvonar Remix) - Dada Life (B)

Purple Cactus (Dem Slackers Remix) - Nobody Beats The Drum 

Do You Wanna Have a Party - Rusko [thank you nicenoiz!]

Morning After - Paco De Moor (B) [Gotta love the new French sound!]

Drop (Ridalio 2010 Bootleg) - Timbaland & Magoo ft. Fatman Scoop [right click to download]

Maps (Elite Force Re-Fix) - Yeah Yeah Yeahs 

French Jeans (Dada Life Remix) - MVSEVM (B)

I Said (Original Mix) - Deadmau5 & Chris Lake [finally, a halfway decent Deadmau5 track since Moar Ghosts N Stuff!]

My Sound (Nick Supply Remix) - Destroy Disco & Top Piper

Remedy - Crookers feat. Miike Snow (B) [TUNE! thank you el3ctronight]

Ghettoblaster (Original Mix) - Afrojack & Bobby Burns (B) [BIGGER TUNE!]

Dance Me feat. Trim (Oliver $ Remix) - Riva Starr (B) [BIGGEST TUNE!]

A lot of big names being thrown out into this post. Be sure to hear more details soon! Now I'm all caught up with my promotional business. Back to working on my new remix ;]

Dada Life Go 2010! January Mix

So I'll skip the introduction to the Dada, and you can go slap this puppy into your library

A.S.A.P.:

January 2010 Mix - Dada Life

Can I Get Some A1 With That Treble?

A1 BASSLINE

This fine Bassline supremacy (originally named "I Will Shank You For a Penny"... yeah thanks for the name change bud) has recently caused an uproar in my extant library of complete club bangers. He's been flirted with on Bassturd's Wurd in the past, but I really figured he deserved a special spot on this glorious night. He utilizes the UFO'd synth (WHICH I FRIGGIN LUV) and quirky snares to spice up the Bassline House that he has so seemingly perfected. Along with some usually cut-rug vocals and a meaaaaan kick, he puts an overpowering influence on the dance floor... which is all that really matters. Cheers to A1, for changing that god-awful name and supplying me with potential baby-making music for the immediate future.

Yeah, it's that important:

Hooligans (A1 Bassline Remix) - Don Diablo & Example

New In Town (A1 Bassline Attack Remix) - Little Boots

Lay Me Down (A1 Bassline Remix) - Sissy Nobby [thank you mooreya!]

Superfly (A1 Bassline Remix) - Fugative (B) [WHAT A TUNE!]

Don't worry, there's more Bass to come. I explained to you that I've been up to my ears in the Jitterbug and streesed from trying to find a heart? Yay for Wizard of Oz references and my eventual return to a steady posting! I smell a saTURDay coming up, so to my 25+ fans, prepare to share. Do not forget to comment/favourite/follow!

How Could You Be Heartless?

That's a good question.

How did I manage to finish off this imperial remix of that master theme song to the GREATEST RPG OF ALL TIME?

It took some patience. Ladies & Gentz, I haven't posted anything for the last week for this reason and this reason only. I completed my massive 320 kbps dubstep re-edit to "Sanctuary" by Utada Hikaru packed with vocal snippets, a ridiculous bassline, and enough kick to send Ansem running for cover.

Trust me, I put all my heart & soul into this one:

Sanctuary (Bassturd's Heartless Remix) - Utada Hikaru (B)

Warning - I did upload this to a site (thanks to nicenoiz) so I can actually monitor how many downloads this gets... so spread the word and enjoy! Feedback is always appreciated ;]

Love,
Bassturd

Elecman Raves

Got some high quality shit for you this evening. Less talky, more

Bass...y?

Here I drop:

It's A Smash (Spencer & Hill Mix) - Dave Darell feat. Spencer & Hill

It's A Smash (Dave Darell Mix) - Spencer & Hill feat. Dave Darell [yes, there are two different tracks; which mix do you like more?]

Tribute To Voodoo Ray (Dabruck & Klein Remix) - DJ Dan (B) [Look out fellow negroes and clan members, we might see a possible D & K comeback]

Ghosts N Stuff (Royal K's Here Comes Johnny Remix) - Deadmau5 (B) [thank you nicenoiz!]

So then there's this cool story about how my friend introduced me to this DJ on... yeah you don't care. Take some Dirty House to the store with you:

Took The Night (Alvaro Remix) - Chelley

Hornbo (Sticky K Remix) - Mat Cant & Scattermish (B)

She Got it (Club Mix) - Vandalism and Angger Dimas

Riverside (Peo De Pitte Rerub) - Sidney Samson (B) [You knew I'd get on it eventually.]

And now you're getting so so sleepy:

So Far Away (Original Mix) - Kaskade & Seamus Haji feat. Haley (B) [THANK YOU KASKADE!]

Who Cares (Original Mix) - Adam K & Soha 

POP! Goes the Bassssss

Yes, rehearsals for Bishop Ahr High School's prestigious adaptation of the Wizard of Oz have done a number on my collective ass and possible manhood (i.e. ALLLLL THE DAMN'D SKIPPING). By miraculous conformity, it appears as though I still have time for the beats.

I proudly acquaint the Bassturd-jocking-community to Bass Weazal - the dexterously effulgent duo. Word on the street is Will Bailey just got bored one day and just nonchalantly decided to create one of the most epic twosomes to arise from the UK (settling at #10 on my constantly evolving list of best groups). Sorry, they haven't really updated for the new year :/ I know you'll be so deprived to hear tracks from within the last 4 months.

A penny for a spool of thread, a penny for a needle - that's the way the money goes,

BOOM! goes the treble:

Kids (Bass Weazal & Mikey Hook's Cut 'N' Pasted Remix) - MGMT (B) [WHOA!]

One More Time (Bass Weazal Remix) - Daft Punk (B)

Mr. Brightside (Bass Weazal vs Mikey Hook Remix) - The Killers (B) [128 kbps]

In My Arms (Bass Weazal's Carnival Remix) - Mylo

Jungle Massive - Bass Weazal 

Jimmy's got the whooping cough and Timmy's got the measles, that's the way the story goes,

PLOP! goes the Mashups:

3 Baila (Van Scott Bootleg) - Britney Spears vs. Chatelain (B)

Walkin' On A Dream With My Nike's On (d-BOT Mashup) - Empire Of The Sun vs. Ron Carroll vs. SonicC

Where's Your Head Roll (Laidback Luke Mashup) - Yeah Yeah Yeah's A-Trak vs. Basement Jaxx & Fake Blood [thank you FreshBeat!]

I don't know if you guys just don't read the blurbs before the posts, or you have the attention span of goldfish (hi ranger), but I did ask for some

COMMENTS. Let me know what you think!

Keep It Movin'

As Baby New Year rears it's fat ass head, we find ourselves at the peak of 2010. Grrrreat. Another year of economical turmoil, war, distorted political philosophies, and famine.

Big things comin' (as if you couldn't already smell) for Bassturd! I can't wait to release the new remixes, and hopefully some EP's? eh. I will, however, humbly ask that I start to embrace some kinda feedback outside of the occasional, "Oh, I love your website!" or "Yeah, you're music is really good"; not that I don't take the compliments to heart, it's just in order to evolve the blog into a more elaborate masterpiece of a musically promotional website, I need to at least see the slightest sign of a critical audience. So to keep it bluntly and sweet -

for the love of God, COMMENT or follow/subscribe/favorite..


Meanwhile I'll try to keep you updated on the freshest shit since sliced bread:


Yes and Dance (Weirdo Police Refix) - 500 Silver Columns

She-Wolf (Calvin Harris Remix) - Shakira (B) [oldie!]

WTF (Deekline & Tim Healey Remix) - Tittsworth feat Kid Sister & Pase Rock (B)

When Mr Hyde Killed Dr Jekyll (Original Mix) - The Phantom's Revenge

One (MMMatthias Remix) - Yeasayer (B)

New DnB Remix to Flashback!:

Flashback (Goldie Remix) - Calvin Harris (B)

Again, positive/negative feedback is always appreciated. As a DJ it's my civic duty to please the crowd.

Top 7 Groups of MMIX (Day 2)

OK, so maybe I won't need a detailed description of why I thought these Negroes were the bee's knee caps. I shouldn't have to expound on my decisions for my elite list of conglomerate he-men.

Don't question my authority.

#7 CROOKERS

Dopness Credentials:

Animal (Crookers Remix) - Miike Snow

Sbombers - Crookers & Congorock

We Love Animals - Crookers ft Soulwax & Mixhell [previously posted]

#6 MAJOR LAZER

Dopeness Credential (s):

Uh, how 'bout the entire fucking album

#5 STUPID FRESH

Dopeness Credentials:

Stretch the Canvas - Stupid Fresh

Movin It Over Here (Stupid Fresh Remix) - Foamo

Do The Dog - Stupid Fresh [previously posted] <----Sadly, this was released after their break up :[

#4 DEM SLACKERS

Dopeness Credentials:

Judas (Dem Slackers Remix) - Mom & Dad

Amsterdam feat. Guerilla Speakerz (Dem Slackers Remix) - Mightyfools [previously posted]

Flashback (Dem Slackers Remix) - Calvin Harris [can it get better?]

#3 ZEDS DEAD

Dopeness Credentials:

Dark Side Dub - Zeds Dead

Of A Lifetime (Zeds Dead Remix) - Journey

Pyramid Song (Zeds Dead Illuminati Remix) - Radiohead

Peanut Club (Zeds Dead Remix) - Noob & Brodinski [oh hey, direct link]

Eyes On Fire (Zeds Dead Remix) - Blue Foundation [previously posted... but GODZAMN WHAT A TUNE!]

#2 SPENCER & HILL

Dopeness Credentials:

So Dance (Club Mix) - Spencer & Hill [DAAAYUHM!]

Funk Parliament (Original Mix) - Spencer & Hill

The Girl & the Robot (Spencer & Hill Remix) - Royksopp feat. Robyn

I Got So Much Love to Give (Spencer & Hill Remix) - DJ Tom & Bump N Grind

Cool (Original Mix) - Spencer & Hill

Most Wanted (Original Mix) - Spencer & Hill

Fingertips (Original Mix) - Spencer & Hill

#1 DADA LIFE

As Many Dopeness Credentials As One Can Fit On One Page (of blogger):

Happy Hands & Happy Feet (Original Mix) - Dada Life

Handguns (Dada Life Remix) - Alex Gopher

Let's Get Bleeped Tonight (Original Mix) - Dada Life

Under the Water (Dada Life Remix) - Dimitri Vegas & Like Mike

Dansa med vapen (Dada Life Remix) - Maskinen [previously posted]

Hot Chocolate (Dada Life Remix) - Super Viral Brothers

Smile You're On Dada - Dada Life [wow.]

Oh, not to mention the countless Guerilla Farts and Mixes.

The Dadaism embedded in your tracks and your art is grotesque and vile, and your videos are as twisted as any Tarantino film.

Personally, I friggin' love you. Dada, you will forever remain a Bassturd favourite.

Top 7 Artists of MMIX

And so as this binding, semi-depressing, writhing, sanguine year comes to its cessation, the Electrc industry continues to volley the simple existence of mainstream and its evils. Producer after artist after DJ rise above the economical state of depression and bring the people what they so desperately need - more harmonious bullshit that'll probably leave us all deaf in 30 years time. Today I'll do you the lawful favor of recapping the year with the top artists and their stupidly fresh sounds (warning: this is a huge ass post. Apologies for the detailed descriptions are thrown in advance).

#7 HARVARD BASS

I'll start the list off with an artist you all should be well accustomed with (if you're not, just go and off yourself). Yes, I understand that his incredibly dope basslines might fool you, but he's a cutie on the inside. Sound Pellegrino really outdid themselves by signing this underrated force. I mean who else could take vocal after sample and murk them with the type of kickdrum to make the least of dancers rise and dry-hump the following whore on the dance floor? Well, obviously a couple of other artists cause he only made it to #7 on my prestigious list.

Proofs of Absolute Freshness:

The Whole Sh'bang (Harvard Bass Remix) - Mom & Dad

Boriqua (Harvard Bass Remix) - Nouveau Yorican

Set Me Free (Harvard Bass Remix) - Drop The Lime [previously posted]

#6 CASPA

I mean besides the fact that he practically - and solely (yeah fuck Rusko) - brought the Dubstep world to it's eminently broadcasted life, he might just be responsible for Bassturd's infatuation with the slow paced buildups and numbing basslines that force the twitch out of every corner of one's domepiece and collective body. Sadly, he hasn't stepped out of his Dub-influenced zone - keeping him a little lower on the list than expected. All in all he is that acclaimed nig.

Proofs of Absolute Freshness:

I Remember (Caspa Remix) - Deadmau5 & Kaskade [quite possibly the best remix of the year]

Right Hand Hi (Caspa Remix) - Kid Sister [previously posted]

Hard (Caspa & The Others 'The Dub Police Takeover Remix) - Breakage ft. Newham Generals & David Rodigan

#5 HIJACK

I'm gonna safely conclude that the genesis and soul of the dopeness in his all of his tracks is elicited by the warped and folded claps he uses in his remixes. Like who the hell thinks of that? How does someone figure that a layered clap could add so much impact on a track? Tis genius. HiJack had a hefty ass year, and his peak has yet to be even remotely distinguished. Sadly enough, without the ingenious propositions, he really wouldn't have much to work around. Ah well. He gets me off my ass (no homo) every time his beats drop.

Proofs of Absolute Freshness:

One Time We Lived (Hijack's One Time Remix) - Moby

Wardance (Hijack Remix) - Foamo

Get Up, Yeah! (HiJack Remix) - House of Stank [previously posted]

#4 DOORLY

OK, he's not the best looking of males, but did you hear his remix to Tinny's foreign language bomb!? Gewd gawd, help the next person that hears that in a club. He moves from "The Omega Step" to Electro feedbacks that just shatter any industrialized, musical barrier. I mean at the release of Trick O Treat On Electrc Street, I hadn't fully grasped the magnitude of his stuff. Luckily, for you, I did my Australian producer/kingpin/ sex god research, and I became a bigger fan. If only he was halfway attractive :/

Proofs of Absolute Freshness:

Not Alone (Doorly Remix) - Calvin Harris [inducted into Halloween Mixtape:Trick O Treat On Electrc Street]


London Town (Doorly's Cockney Wideboy Remix) - Man Like Me [previously posted]

Zingolo (Doorly Remix) - Tinny [wtf did she say?]

#3 AFROJACK

I will never understand how such acumen can be introduced to such primitive styles of music and bass. The he-man has collabed Tribal, Electro, House, Fidget, Bassline authorities into his tracks like a Mexican Crock Pot. He throws down some of the biggest kick drops ever blessed to the human ear, and he still has time to do tours and work with the greatest artists that the mainstream flow has to offer (i.e. David Guetta, Pitbull, etc.). Damn, but you all know how I "love" the mainstream. This is why you are but numba tree, Afrojack. It's fine, did I mention he's Dutch?


Proofs of Absolute Freshness:

Cool (Afrojack Remix) - Spencer & Hill [previously posted]

Better Run (Afrojack Remix) - Tocadisco & Nadia Ali

Toyfriend (ft Wynter Gordon) - David Guetta & Afrojack

Let's Make Nasty (Afrojack Remix) - Larry Tee Feat. Roxy Cottontail

Daft Sound (Original Bootleg) - Afrojack ["I just wanna sound like Daft Punk"]

#2 L-VIS 1990

Need I mention how nicely 2009 has treated this young melodious brute? I mean, yes, I've dedicated many a post to the accession of his extant fame, and I still haven't embodied just how dope this fool is. The British 19-year old Behemoth stormed the greatest labels the UK has to offer (specifically Mad Decent & Sound Pellegrino) with no hesitation or delay - except for the kinds he uses in his tracks lololololol. He's passionately produced EP's and countless re-edits just dedicated to make you and your neighbors move. One can't help to bob at his alluring noises, resonances, and vocal quirks. He just might be too massive for his own good.

Proofs of Absolute Freshness:

United Groove - L-Vis 1990

IC19 (L-Vis 1990 Remix) - Buraka Som Sistema [previously posted]

Sha! Shtil! (L-Vis 1990 Remix) - Gucci Vump

Hey! (L-Vis 1990 Remix) - Laidback Luke & Diplo [previously posted]

Zahonda - L-Vis 1990

#1 DIPLO

Doth thou need further explanation?

Numerous Proofs of Absolute, Unquestionable Two-Thousand and Nine Freshness:

Hey! (Original Mix) - Laidback Luke & Diplo

Angels (Diplo Remix) - Dirty Money

Murderer (Diplo & Jayou Remix) - The Partysquad

Keep It Goin' Louder (Diplo Remix) - Major Lazer

Turn That Shit Up (Diplo Remix) - Tom Stephan [GODZAMN WHAT A TUNE!!!!]

Get Up (Diplo Remix) - Bingo Players

Mad Decent Records  <----- his record company.

"But Edward Bassturd, what makes you so certain that your list is based on statistical authenticity and not just absurd opinion? Like who the hell do you think you are making a list?"

Yup, coolstorybro.

p.s. If you've read this far, you are a fan, and I will have your kids. Thank you :D